Things that are suck-y in France

* a bird pooping on your water bag mouth piece
* blisters
* snow
* marmalade
* boiled sausage and lentils
* running out of water
* litter
* not having a camera
* European bathrooms - that must have been designed by men
* Quads speeding past you and plowing you in snow and gravel
* the pay phone system in France - no collect calls - ugh!!